Dave Rockstar is a twenty|something writer with a penchant for dark-wit, obscure or obtuse references, and a staggering bit of elitism pertaining to tastes in music. Rockstar Register 2.0 is an extension, though often severely more thorough, of the thoughts in Dave’s head or in his Rockstar Register™ v.1 on myspace. The musings on this page will most often pertain to observational humor, misogyny, mainstream media, music, and Dave’s eventual foray into politics.
Rockstar holds an honorary doctorate in the field of Thanology, the formal study of “awesome” and is a significant contributor to the science.
Dave lives in Baltimore, Maryland.





