"South-park” Republicans — Rejoice!!!

July 9, 2006

If this is true, as I’ve been speculating for 6.5 years…

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Text/SMS for Myspace, Blogs, Websites, instant FEEDBACK!!!

July 8, 2006

TxtDrop launches SMS widget

TxtDrop TxtDrophas launched a SMS widget for MySpace profiles(or any website) to allowreaders to send text messages VIA a simple form to the pages owner.TxtDrop stores numbers securely and will keep the number private, so itcannot be seen by readers. The service is free and does not require youto signup. Currently this service is only available in the US andCanada.


DIGG ME!

TxtDrop launches SMS widget

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Who needs Hitler Youth when Steve Jobs can just turn america into the iUnited States of iAmerica?

July 8, 2006

What the ufck[SIC] is wrong with young parentS?!?!?!

imean, you have to know this is wrong, right?

YOU HAVE TO…..

Steve Jobs does it again (indirectly) i guess…

iPop My Baby (EVEN THE NAME IS SINISTER?!)


Seriously:

I defy you to click that link and not either HATE AMERICANS or at the very least, quietly contemplate being amish for like 15 minutes!


iKnow iHave:

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Holy CosPlay Batman! Adults in spandex!!!!

July 8, 2006

Super Clever

so, Stan Lee as usual impresses me with his knack for… I think there’s a mouse in my room, but it’s dark, so i can’t see him.Anywho, He’s got a reality show coming out on Sci-fi and… maybe it’s a bat… i think it’s in the eves… weird.

and the concept is you are a nerd, and you can be a superhero… maybe not the eves…

maybe on my bed… *squeak*

whatever, and you design a character/costume/et al and then live in a “Lair” with other ‘super-heroes’ and you like test your virtue.

Interesting side-note – the winner of this will be:

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More Coup [d'etat] Anyone? or Some days, you hate yourself for being a republican… still others, you wake up hating elephants, any word which ends in the suffix "ative” and even *gasp* the Reagan administration….

July 7, 2006

Okay, the part about Reagan (sorry! I ❤ Ronald!!! ) was just to make this more sensational, but the rest is true. The retard (and i say that not to disparage those with learning disabilities or special needs, but because it’s cliche to say anything else…wait, I’ve got it!) PIQ (which henceforth, will stand for Pants Intelligence Quotient and refer to anyone who posseses less than or equal to intellect as a pair of standard slacks or dungarees; those displaying an IQ comparable to warm-up pants, board shorts or sweats Read the rest of this entry »


The formal announcement of my engagement to:

July 7, 2006

*drumroll*

Jessica Marie Alba, star of Cinema and Television. featured in Maxim (maybe 2wice).

The engagement would read like this:

MR. DAVID “ROCKSTAR” to wed MISS JESSICA MARIE ALBA

Mr. David Rockstar, of Baltimore, Maryland is proud to announce his engagement to Miss Jessica Marie Alba of Pomona, California.

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“No way (he said sarcastically)!”

July 7, 2006

Subway rider attacked with power saws

Victim: “He was trying to cut through me”

CNN.com – Subway rider attacked with power saws – Jul 6, 2006

 

NEW YORK (CNN) — A man went on a rampage in the New York City subway Thursday, terrorizing riders with two battery-powered saws and critically wounding a 64-year-old man, police said.

Police arrested the 30-year-old man.

“The suspect encountered a 64-year-old male who was entering the subway station and assaulted the man in the chest before fleeing the scene,” said Sgt. Kevin Hayes of the New York Police Department. “The victim was removed and taken to St. Luke’s Hospital in critical but stable condition.”

The Associated Press said the victim was Michael Steinberg.

 

Steinberg told reporters that the assailant never spoke.

“I think he was out of his

mind,”

he told the AP.

 

Now let me get this straight… You THINK he was OUT OF HIS MIND!?!?

This is an absolute travesty. first, I looked @ this article and thought, that’s NUTS! the nut tried to kill this guy –

but then I felt bad that the “nut” didn’t succeed. The “nut” was obviously charged with a holy mission to rid the word of the functionally retarded.

I know this, because if some assailant finds himself inclined to attack me with a chainsaw, powersaw, hammer, Binford SteamDrill with Tri-Blade® attachment feature, I’m not only going to refuse to be a victim, but I’ll also be sure to commence teaching this “nut:” I’m not your guy – because I can swiftly and easily identify your desire to harm me, and will certainly think of something more sensational and/or clever to say to the press, even at the expense of the public’s view of my sanity.”

It’s quotes like “I think him were fixin’ to slice me!” that make you think to yourself any of the following impulses:

  • I wish I was there, to say something funny like “This isn’t the first time this week, THEY know who I am now, and they’ll stop at nothing to have me destroyed.” Get the press to contemplate whether you’re a costumed vigilante by night… or:
  • There’s no way evolution can be for real, because this story is a glaring example of Darwin & natural selection being BLATANTLY disproven.

Then again, definitely, this is why Ben Affleck remains a Hollywood icon.

ugh….

be brutal™

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